10.18.2008

National belt shortage reaches state of emergency!



The economic downturn is clearly affecting today's youth, who are being forced to sell their belts just to survive in these hard times.

I would like to officially state for the record that I am tired of low rise jeans with back fat and thongs hanging out. I don't need to see your hot pink g-string when I am walking down the street and you bend over to tie your fug fringe boots.

It's called A L T E R A T I O N S people! If you buy low rise jeans that are too big in the waist, take them to your tailor (you do have a tailor, don't you?) and get the waist band taken in. It's not time consuming or expensive, and it would save the innocent public from obtaining intimate knowledge of your undergarment selections.

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